Neighborman starts soccer next week! I have been informed that I will have to come to games. Which are at 7.a.m on Saturday mornings.
Wait let me make sure you heard me right.
SEVEN A.M. IN THE MORNING. As in the ASS CRACK of dawn.
I don't do SEVEN A.M. This kid better know how cool I think he is when I drag my sorry ass out of bed that early ON A SATURDAY.
New soccer gear which he has agreed to wear even though it isn't camouflage: