I'm in Jackson working this week. BAD weather this afternoon - including hail. Wanting to share my world with my husband, I texted him:
HIM: Are you a ninja?
ME: um. no?
ME: That said hail.
ME: Not haiiiiiiii-ya!
HIM: oh. I read the lower case l as a capital I.
HIM: oh and you mean hail like the small domestic meteors of death lobbed from the parapet of a thunderhead, not hail like the convention going, braces wearing geek might use as a salutation to his fellow middle earthians. my bad.