The Things I Have To Put Up With (or: The Things Up With Which I Have to Put?)
My Mother is the sweetest, kindest, Mommy in the world. Obvi. She is a little OCD about some things, including the "even-ness" of Christmas gifts to people of similar status (e.g. my husband, me, my brother, his wife). I guess most people are. It's cool, I get it. Right now, she needs hints to round out Jason's Christmas. I thought he wanted headphones, but now he says maybe not. I told him he needed to give me some hints to give Mom. Here is a selection of the oh-so-helpful things he sent me:
So, yeah. In case you do not know my Mom, let me assure you these are NOT helpful hints. I don't think I have ever even heard her say the words "Pee" or "Poo".
She did, however, giggle a little when I shared them with her :) Much like she did when we forced her to watch Bad Santa. That whole movie went like this: