Crazy things I've heard

• 2009 "If they don't pay me then I can't pay for daycare and I'm just gonna bring my baby up here with all his toys and balls all spread out like it's Chunky Cheese."
• 8/10/2008 "That teacher was crazy as all outdoors." (What does that MEAN?)
• 7/25/2008 "We had some little bitty mice in here last week, and my Dad said there must be a mama in here and the babies are hatching." (This from a 55 year old woman)
• 7/25/2008 "She keeps casting aggrizations at me."
• 7/24/2008 "She wears enough cologne to gag a magnet."
• "He's about as sharp as a sock filled with soup."
• "I'm going to caulk this up to a miscommunication."
• "She smoked pot as an escape goat."
• "Half of one, a dozen of the other."
• "They did a complete 380."
• "It stretched and stretched until it was taunt."
• "He fought tooth and neck."

7/24/2008 "Mamawisms - things said by my dear grandmother"

• "It's as hot as a done 'tater."
• "He's in there knocking lost john."
• "Well that just knocks the rag right off the bush."

Random TLB's (TLB is my coworker who I love and who keeps me entertained) "

• "This wind could blow a rooster into a jug." (quote from TLB's Dad)
• "This place had a weird atmosfeel."
• "That's messed up like a soup sandwich."
• "Oh listen to this! Tattoo's mamma's housekeeper broke up with her on a sticky note."
• "Oh yeah - I smell what you steppin' in"
• "That's messed up like a football bat."
• "Look at this. I got all my stuff spread out from hell to breakfast."
• "So yeah, we had a keg at the baby shower last weekend..."
• "So my sister said, "Well ya know, TLB, you can be a little overwhelming...""
• "So then Tattoo said "Woman! For the sake of our relationship you better start drinking!""