Malapropi-fantastic

Stuff I've heard lately that made my eyes bug out:

• "That project is on hold so now we are all just in jumbo."
• "They can't really affect the denominator of the ratio, so they have to change the nominator."
• "Most of those 28,000 jobs are defense-related, but also most of them are non defense-related" (not a malapropism, but still...)
• "There is more to this problem than you can possibly phantom."