You Suck - Christopher Moore

Fun! Light read! Vampires! My favorite character was this 15-16 year old goth girl who decides she wants to be the vampires' minion. She is a wonderful smart-ass. At one point the vampire shows her an object (can't remember what it was) and asks her if she knows what it is. And she says "Why, yes I do, because I speak OBVIOUS as a second language." I love her lololol.