Jan 9th, 4:25pm
Jason: Hi welcome to Jason 44.4
What can I help you with today?
Well, you can give me a doodle report.
Jason: I would be happy to user Sonya
Would you like a written or visual report?
Sonya: Written is fine.
She has not be allowed egress into the wilds beyond the home's perimeter, and is currently curled in a ball on the floor next to the tub sighing repeatedly.
Unless user Sonya would like to order a treat ritual between now and then?
A rainy day treat!
That seems steep
Would you like to customize your treat with a hug or overly exuberant praise?
No response. Scheduling cold, heartless delivery of treat at 4:45 pm.
Have a wonderful day user Sonya!
I would like to customize with overly exuberant praise and some pets.
Remote treat ritual modification comes with a $25 A.I. surcharge.
Let's go with cold, heartless delivery.
Very well user Sonya.
Extended system engagement comes with a $5 per minute surcharge. Would you like to remain logged in?
Is there anything else the system can help you with today?
Would you like a task list?
Would you like to continue to be wishy washy?
Error. Spelling processor runtime error 0x9h4
Acceleration of the reboot time comes with an A.I. surcharge of $500.